Look at its tiny teeth this is horrifying
when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame
hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account
"can i ask you something?"
"you just did"
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.